"I 'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty"





"Say cheez"





"Go home, snail. You are drunk"





Stop trying to fly Liama. You are Liama, Liamas can't fly





Sorry, daddy has to go to work.





"Rawr!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle"





"Turn left for vet, or turn right for many years of life. Choose wisely"





"Hey dude, what's your name?
Bong, James Bond...