"The cat is behind me, isn't it?"





"Now I remember... it's birds that can fly... not cats"





"Get in the dryer he said... It will make you nice and warm he said... What can go wrong? he said"

"I'm really sorry cat... I forgot the fabric softener"





"Should i get them now?""No, not yet. Can't eat them because they are not cheeseburgers yet."





"Darn it. Marty, I just made that